A successful evening at Webster Wine Bar. Jeff is a renaissance man--he writes and he reads. Bravo on a fine performance, friend. 2nd Story rocks out. Me and Wanda are big fans.


However, in Chicago, there is an ordinance that requires writers to wear all black when attending arty events at wine bars. Jeff is in clear violation of this ordinance, so, despite his fine performance this evening, I was obligated to make a citizen's arrest. An ordinance is an ordiance, after all.

Here we are closing in on the perp: