Big news! Crayola is coming out with a new crayon color, inspired by the Chicago River. It's called Rainy Day Grey Sometimes Green Depending on Bacteria Levels. Sure to be a hit.

This is:

a. The newest look in head wear

b. A proud moment for members of The Association for Humans with Foreheads as Big as a Movie Screen

c. Headphones you wear when you're recording something for the radio

Stay tuned . . . good stuff is coming . . .