SAVE THE KIMTINI!

By some malicious twist of fate, the KIMTINI has been left off the martini menu of Bistro Campagne. It is imperative that YOU, the patriotic public, DEMAND THE KIMTINI! Every day the KIMTINI is off the menu at the Bistro is another day the terrorists have won! Run! Don't walk! DEMAND THE KIMTINI RIGHT NOW!

This gorgeous piece of artwork is the KIMTINI.












This guy is the artist who makes the KIMTINI (he's very serious).












This is what you should eat before DEMANDING YOUR RIGHT TO YOUR KIMTINI (it is very important you have a seafood-type dish in a styrofoam container--you know, protein, good fats, yada yada--keep up the strength).











Here's the part of the demanding/ordering process where you will drool. Maintain calm. Nobody likes a freakish demander of KIMTINIs.












Look how happy everyone is when they have KIMTINIs in their lives!










All good things must come to an end, but . . .











if all goes well, you won't care.












AMURICA! DEMAND YOUR RIGHT TO HAVE THE KIMTINI ON THE BISTRO MENU!

(This message brought to you by the Friends of the KIMTINI Committee for Social Justice.)