I AM A DJ, I AM WHAT I PLAY

Things you should know about Jack Bauer:
1. He will bite your neck until you die
2. He has better cell phone service than you
3. He will not die
4. He will thwart your nefarious plans to harm Americans
5. He carries a man purse, but that is not a fashion faux pas because HE WILL BITE YOUR NECK UNTIL YOU DIE