On an anthropological excursion, Jeff and I found out the following things:
Have you found yourself asking, "I wonder what Puff the Magic Dragon is doing now?" He's the spokescreature for this cinnamon buns place that is not Cinnabon.
If you find yourself near an indoor merry-go-round, your best bet is to play "Where's Waldo?"
Except, if your name isn't Waldo and you don't have a striped hat, this game doesn't make sense.
This is the special part of the shopping mall's floor. That's why it's marked off.
Suburbanites are highly advanced and thusly, wear highly advanced hatwear.