POLITICAL AND SHIT
I think Hillary Clinton's campaign song should be "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun," and I think they should get Prince to do a cover of it. I think at the unveiling ceremony where Hillary talks about her potential presidency and then says, "And here's my campaign song," Prince should walk out in his assless chaps and rock the fuck out of that Cyndi Lauper song.
That whole scenario just reeks of presidential competency. Obviously, this is why I'm a top-tier political strategist.