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17 November 2006


Today's How-To: How to be Confusing

Are they saying that the chips in this container weigh one ton? Or, are they saying that if you eat the chips in this container, you will be able to lift one ton? If the latter, what if you only eat half the container? Are you then only able to lift one-half ton? Or, is it a ton a chip? If I eat fifty chips can I lift fifty tons? Fifty tons of what?

Really, this is a bag for a wet umbrella. It really isn't a wet bag. Why would someone want a wet bag? Why would someone want a wet bag with a picture of an umbrella on it? I mean, unless it goes with your shoes that are matched perfectly with your outfit. If that is the case, then by all means, wear the wet bag.