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Today's List: Stupid Commercials on Daytime TV

1. Got an illness? There's a pill for that.
2. Feeling sleepless, depressed, or tingly in the legs? There's a pill for that.
3. Whatever car you're driving, it's ugly. You need a new one. It should be red.
4. Your skin is horrid. You should pay $39.99 a month for a skin treatment system. Jessica Simpson will like you if you do.
5. You're fat. There's a pill for that.
6. You're gonna be a big, fat loser tomorrow at work if you don't watch the prime time line-up on NBC tonight.