From the Overheard on the El File:

A. From someone's headphones: I don't wanna wait in vay-ayn for your love . . . .

B. This phrase: "Raggedy ass clothes."

C. How men should shave to avoid getting a rash:
1. Do it in the shower
2. Lather
3. Use a fresh razor

D. This advice: "Also, the federal government is strict in its hiring practices. If you have multiple, visible piercings, you may want to seek employment elsewhere."

E. This age check: "There was a show called 'Northern Exposure.' No? Maybe that's before your time."