GOING TO CALIFORNIA WITH AN ACHING IN MY HEART
Ha! The title of this post is a lie! I don't actually have a heart. Yuck, yuck. Actually, it's a lie because I am not going west, I am going east, to NEW YORK. Are you going to New York this weekend? Are you already in New York this weekend? May I suggest you do this, then? Yes, I think I shall suggest you do this, then. It will be grand. I will be the one at the show with the nonfunctional shoes. The one looking very Midwestern.