DISCOVERY OF THE DAY

Walking east down Jackson, over the bridge, looking straight up and eyeballing the very top of the Sears Tower is interesting for the following reasons:
1. You end up crashing into other humans who, amazingly, become instantaneously annoyed when they get bumped into
2. You see the sky, which is amazing
3. The inverse vertigo effect causes a head rush much like being stoned, which makes crashing into the aforementioned annoyed humans totally worth it