CHICAGO--Emergency personnel were called to Team Power Love Headquarters this evening after neighbors heard a loud howl followed by a dull thud. Upon entering PLHQ, police found a collapsed person clad in obnoxiously colored lycra, clutching a road bike, muttering nonsensical nonsense. Reports indicated the collapsed person is a practicing bike racer, known for training inside for 1.5 hours per day. When asked about the cause of the disaster, Police Chief Wiggam said, "Seems there were no more videos to watch. Lack of Billy Idol videos can kill a person, so we're happy we had only to deal with unconsciousness."