THE BEAUTIFUL ONES
I've learned a few lessons while trying to grapple with A Life Curveball, and I would now like to share those with you, Alert Power Love Reader:
1. Painkillers are awesome
2. When you look out into your future and it seems much, much dimmer than you thought it would be, maximize time with people who make you laugh
3. As seen in the pictures below, my forehead serves two purposes: a.) It's a forehead; b.) It's a beacon in the night for ships lost at sea
4. Wear shiny clothes
Supporting Evidence for the Preceeding Can Be Found Here:
Margot, Doug, and I are Very Serious. Except I was kinda cracking up. But anyway, we were supposed to be serious because we were at a play in which there were zombies. We survived by using our cunning and skill, which involved shrinking like violets in the corner when the zombies tried to eat our heads. Also, I emptied my head before I went to the play, so really, in zombie terms, that's just empty calories. As every serious zombie knows, empty calories do not help you when you are on a zombie rampage. Please note Margot's patch. It's a zombie survival patch. I'm gonna call it a zombie zervival patch, though, because I like alliteration.
These people. If you are ever in a situation where you need to smash yourself into the back seat of a car, you want to make sure these are the people you're with. Doing so will make you remember how to smile.