This woman frequently sits on the Jackson Street bridge and says, "Can you spare some change?" Except when she says it, it sounds like, "Kenyasparsumshange?"

Today when I walked by, she pointed at me and said, "Stupid white bitch motherfucker." I knew she meant me because no one else was around. And she was pointing at me. My initial reaction was to kick her in the head.

But life's already done that.