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30 August 2013

I WANT TO ROCK YOUR GYPSY SOUL

I want your fingertips. Your nouns and your verbs. Your twitching eyelid when you're tired. I want your laugh, your righteous anger when someone's been done wrong, the snort that follows your suppressed giggle. I want your eyes when they see a lie, your mouth when it refuses to mention it. I want your profile when we're driving in the car and you're concentrating on the road ahead. I want your secrets and your fears, your 3am worries, your happy breakfasts. I want the crease between your eyebrows, your wrinkled knuckles, your opinions you hold passionately despite my best efforts to change them. I want your smile when you see me in that red dress. I want you, in that perfectly tailored suit. I want your insecurities, your dreams, your best laid plans that blow up in your face. I want you to take this corner of my heart and make a home in it.

23 August 2013

NOW ON INSTAGRAM

Check it:

http://instagram.com/morrispop18#

19 August 2013

NOW I WILL MARKET AN UPCOMING EVENT

Dear Alert Power Love Reader,

I'm telling a story at the Guts and Glory show this Wednesday, August 21, at Powell's Bookstore, 2850 N. Lincoln Avenue. Show starts at 7p. BYOB. FREE.

Le deets:
https://www.facebook.com/events/481139231971911/

Please come out and join us.

10 August 2013

READ IT AND WEEP. ACTUALLY, LISTEN

My story, podcasted:

http://2ndstory.com/2013/08/revenge-fantasies/

03 August 2013

I'VE COME TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR PROBLEMS SO WE CAN BE FREE

OK. Here's the deal: you don't make your quota, we send in Quota Tron. You don't wanna meet Quota Tron. He's big. He's wide. He's 387.4 pounds of corrugated steel with a space helmet head, frying pan hands, and concrete block feet. He carries Thor's hammer. Because he TOOK THOR'S HAMMER AWAY FROM THOR.

To recap, we care talking about a very large entity who does not have opposable thumbs, relieivng a GOD of his HAMMER.

You don't wanna meet Quota Tron.

Quota Tron visits once a fiscal quarter. A printout of names is taped to his frying pan hands. Then Quota Tron stomps through the cubicle farm, matching the printout names with the nameplate names. You will know Quota Tron is coming because his concrete block feet are motorized but ungreased and therefore quite loud and also, we have cheap carpet that exacerbates sound. By the way, we have heard every one of those personal phone calls you made on company time and we're holding those against you.

When Quota Tron matches a printout name with a nameplate name, he simply bops that person on the head with Thor's hammer. Usually he bops multiple people on the head in rapid succession, much like Wack-a-Mole, a game Quota Tron is proficient at. And I mean, like, Olympic-level proficient.

After Quota Tron wack-a-moles you with Thor's hammer, you will disintegrate into the floor, come out underneath the floor, recompose into your pre-wack-a-moled by Quota Tron form, and be strapped to a gurney by our Nobel Prize-winning team of scientists who have a passion for Go Fish and eat only spineless sea creatures, usually for breakfast.

These scientists will unplug your frontal lobe from your cerebral cortex, or something, and reconnect the wires in some complicated and highly technical way in accordance with an algorithm which is top secret and which the Russian government is so hot to get a hold of they've offered to give us Siberia as a "gift" in exchange for the algorithm but, c'mon, no.

Anyhoodle, once your dippy brain is reconfigured, you will be A SELLING MACHINE, and at this point, you will be shot through a tube, back to the cubicle farm, where a headset will be permanently attached to your ear. At this point you will become aware of an overwhelming craving for spineless sea creatures (glitch in the algorithm) and a deep need to make quota. Three calls into your new day, your memory will be erased of all previous events and your life will be complete. You're welcome.