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29 December 2012

HOW TO PROCRASTINATE BY KIM MORRIS


1. Those sunglasses at Walgreens? They're not gonna try on themselves.

2. What was that insightful comment Jeremy Renner said about his uncredited role in “Lords of Dogtown”? Research.

3. Wander aimlessly around your neighborhood shops, stare listlessly into corners. Shop owners will not be alarmed because we are not living in a socially unnerving or stressful time.

4. Snoods are back in! Knit one.

5. Snoods are back in! Crochet one.

6. Are your socks correctly matched and right side out? Check.

7. What is the social and political dynamic between Hamas and Hezbollah? Research.

8. Your toenails are too long. File them. Don’t clip them. File them.

9. Learn every word of “Midnight Rider.” Then learn every intonation of every word of “Midnight Rider,” both the recorded version and the live version.

10. When you are on The Charlie Rose show, he will undoubtedly ask you about your creative process. Consider your response.

06 December 2012

GOOD THINGS AFOOT, COME ON OUT

Dear Alert Power Love Reader,
Henceforth and herewith I'll be telling stories at these upcoming events of awesome. It would be joyous if you would join us. Joyous to join us. That sounds cool. I will say it repeatedly. You might want to consider doing the same.

Thursday, December 6
The New Switcheroo

Saturday, December 8
the side project Season XIII Preview

Sunday, December 9--FINAL PERFORMANCE of Breaks & Bikes
(I'm telling a preshow story)(about bikes)
Pavement Group